Fire and Water Sing-Off

Fire and Water Sing-Off is a song sang in The Card-Jitsu Tournament by Russel, Lessur, The Sun Team, and The Moon Team.

Lyrics
The Moon Team: *Singing* You idiot and fool, you will not win today, get ready to be pawned by Water!

Russel: *Singing* You look a bit wet, I'll heat you up and burn you to!

Lessur: *Singing* Your corpses will be drenched, your hearts will be drowned, it's a wet way to die, but you two earned it!

The Sun Team: *Singing* You both will beg for mercy, when we burn you til your crisp!

The Moon Team: We'll drown you so long that you'll be long gone, you both are losers, one with no opposable thumbs!

Russel: *Singing* Your water will stink with feet-y smells, and when it's near it makes us HOWL!

Lessur: We'll moisten you til you both turn blue, blip blop blip blop BLIP BLIP BLIP BLIP BLOP!

TST and Russel: With my fire-y fury you'll be down for the count!
 * TST and Russel and Lessur and TMT end up singing at the same time*

TMT and Lessur: We'll drown you out til you pout it all out!


 * Individual*

Lessur: We'll Drown You out!

Russel: You'll be burnt to death!

TMT: You'll pout it all out!

TST: You'll be down for the count

Russel and TST: And we'll burn you with FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!
 * Now all 4 sing together*

Lessur and TMT: You'll be drowned out with WATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Announcer: Let the final battle commence!
 * Song ends*