Kids/Adults/Teens

Adults/Kids/Teens is a song sung by a group of kids and a group of adults in "The Battle Between Kids, Teens, and Adults". It is a parody of the song "Adults/Kids" from The Simpsons, and like "Adults/Kids" have done, this song uses the same melody of the song.'''

Lyrics
Kids: Adults!

Adults: Kids!

Kids: Adults!

Adults: Kids!

Kids: Adults!

Mr. Garrison: Kids! You've had your fun, now, we've had our fill!

Lessur's Dad: Yeah! You're only here cause Lessur won't admit when the world ends (Lessur murmurs)

Chef: Kids! You're all just scandalizing, Vandalizing punks!

Science Teacher: Channel hoppin', Ritalin-poppin' Monkeys!

Soldier: Kids! I can nag and nag 'till my hair turns gray!

Joe: Kids! You've bummed my smokes and don't say thank you!

Adults:Oh, what a bunch of brats!

Barber:We oughta drown you just like cats!

Ze Mole: Adults, you run our lives like you're Colonel Klink!

Phineas: Adults! You strut around like your farts don't stink!

Itsy: Adults, you're such a drooling, snoring, Boozing, boring bunch!

Surley meanie, Three-martini Lunchers!

Ferb: We're not gonna give up.

Wubbzy:Adults, they're always telling us to- (Lessur grabs Wubbzy)

Lessur: SHUT YOUR TRAPS!!!

Candace: Yeah, we're fed up with all you little people! (a group of teens show up)

Teens:We're not gonna admit defeat, so you might as well give up, What's the matter with-

Adults: Don't you treat us like- Kids: Can't you just lay off-

Teens: We're sick of all of you—

All: Kiiiiids tooooday!